Lauds

[Lords]

noun

Embarrassingly loud children’s stage-whispers, uttered during silent prayer and audible to everyone in church and some outside.

“Muuuuummm, why has that lady got a lump on her nose?

Mum?  Mum?…”

[Pause]

“Muuummmmm, why did you just tell me to shut up or you’d dunk my head in the font?”

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